(Source: vesperatom)

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

(Source: bicorn)

westboro-baptist-blog:

Look at the majestic flag of the USA, the other flag with the stars on it is nice too. 

christianmingle:

My grandpas texts are the best

theniggaskaramazov:

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

OOP

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: junkoes)

frickingharry:

no money, no harry, sittin in my room wishin i was in miami

(Source: limeiyin)